Saturday, January 28, 2006 16 reasons why beer is better than woman..
- you can have more than 1 beer a night and wont get guilty - beer dont care if you fall asleep after you had it - beer taste good - you always know you are the first to pop the bottle - with a glass of beer, you can always have a good head - when you say you love a beer, you really mean it - a beer has no problem with you taking its top off - beer has no mother and matures within a year - beer wont follow you a week after you had it - beer makes everything ok. woman makes everything a problem - beer doesnt want foreplay before you have it - beer doesnt think football is stupid - beer doesnt go crazy once a month - beer doesnt demand equality - beer doesnt make you go shopping - beer always listen and never argue