A man loses both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon can offer him a solution, until he hears of a very good one in Sweden, and goes to him.
The new surgeon examines him, thought a while, and said: "Yes i can put you right." After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells: "You idiot, you gave me a woman's ears!"
"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's" the doctor replies.
"You're wrong," says the man "Now i hear everything, but i don't understand a thing!"